It's On Like A Leprechaun!

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Once again, JARHUMOUR puts the jar in jarring with this printable Leprechaun mask. Why not celebrate St. Patrick's Day by disguising yourself as a hideous little killer and star of his own movie franchise? As luck would have it, you can, you greedy gold grubber! Just follow the link & instructions (never follow a rainbow) and you'll be the life or death of the party, depending on how seriously you take the part.

I need help writing some twisted and funny St. Patrick's Day, Leprechaun horror movie stuff! #GoldGreedings http://t.co/PhYJuf53P2
— James A. Roberson (@jarhumor) March 14, 2014

I have to add my own disclaimer and warn you that this mask is not an excuse for you to stalk the eternally cute Jennifer Aniston. That is reserved for Warwick Davis and the paparazzi.

Here's a police sketch of the suspect in question.

For St. Patrick's Day: a sketch of "Greed is Gran'" or "The Warwick of Wall Street." Coming soon. (Phrasing... boom.) pic.twitter.com/QNca8ohUBS
— James A. Roberson (@jarhumor) March 13, 2014