Saturday, May 09, 2015

Manos Mother's Day

Diane Mahree & Jackey Neyman
Margaret & Debbie (Diane Mahree and Jackey Neyman) in a mother/daughter moment

Sunday is Mother's Day so I'd like to take this opportunity to wish one of the hottest movie moms ever, a very Manos Mother's Day.

Of course I'm referring to Margaret (Diane Mahree) in the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate, who is pictured above comforting her young daughter Debbie (Jackey Neyman).

In the movie, Margaret is a total MILF. So what if she temporarily misplaces her daughter. So what if she's a little slow to react when subjected to unwanted advances from a caretaker with over-sized knees. So what if she whines a little. I would totally want to make her my wife just like The Master does. So what if she's already married to Mike.

What does MOTHER stand for?

M is for Margaret, mother of Debbie and the object of Torgo's affection
O is for Ogle as in what Torgo does outside her bedroom window (can't blame him)
T is for Torgo, the strange servant with the large knees
H is for Hands belonging to Torgo who awkwardly strokes Margaret's hair
E is for Eww! You beast! Which is Margaret's delayed reaction to Torgo's unwanted advance
R is for Red Hair which Margaret has and Torgo fondles

Happy Mother's Day to all mothers!

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